So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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