If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
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