Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
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