got weed?
I'm really tired of you accidentally texting me when your doing illegal things. I'm taking away your phone.
sorry mom...
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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