just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
We can't go out this weekend. My uterus is so desperate it's given me permanent beer goggles
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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