Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
you started crying because you didn't get to wear your rainboots this week so i turned on the shower and let you jump around in it
youre the best friend ever
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
Randomize
