no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
Got pulled over today for going 90 in a 40 zone with my leg out of the window. Still got out of the ticket. I'm getting way too good at this. Wanna trade bodies so we can see if it's my boobs or my charm?
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
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