Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
I’m getting back at my ex and training my new boy toy how to properly satisfy a woman. I’m killing two birds with one dick.
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