By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
time to smoke my breakfast
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
You'll probably laugh but I am currently in bed in the fetal position wrapped in only my ninja turtles towel. Save me.
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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