forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
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