I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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