i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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