is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
She asked how many sexual partners I'd had and I was like "Honestly I don't even know". And then she said "well last time you said 8." And my inner monologue busted out laughing and I was like "Oh I'd say like 11 or 12.....plus 20."
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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