either we just had an earthquake or I am really good @ masturbating
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
Rule #36, branched off rule 4: Dave stays on a leash in crazy settings. It keeps him good and gets you laid.
So essentially he's like a puppy you can bring to a bar? Retractable leash or chain then?
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
The girl in line in front of me at the grocery store is buying wine, m&m minis, a toothbrush, and condoms. Is it inappropriate to high-five her?
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
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