I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
Welp, dad and I drunkenly sang Christmas carols until the police told us to stop. I vote Xmas eve a success
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
Randomize
