new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
You kept challenging people to a cartwheel contest...when someone finally agreed, you cartwheeled into some chicks face, then tried to propose to her as an apology. Fyi, she said no
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
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