I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
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