help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
Wait what do you mean I BOUGHT A FUCKING HORSE LAST NIGHT?!?!
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
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