That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
The cat's telling me to stop taking acid, and to start doing the lords work. I'm almost 99% sure he's talking about the dark lord.
THIS CAT'S GOING TO TURN INTO A SNAKE AND KILL ME! GET OVER HERE NOW! BRING YOUR WAND.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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