and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
How external is "for external use only"?
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
I think I deserve an award for the breakup text I sent him. Like a pulitzer prize or a donut or something.
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
Randomize
