Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
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