I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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