The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
im so horny i just used my electric toothbrush to masturbate. god help me
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
It's four o'clock and my 60yo aunt's tits have already made an appearance and there is a dildo traveling around the room periodically assaulting family members. Strangely I am thankful.
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
I'm shotgunning a 12 pack at a bus stop. This is why we pay the rent with an auto withdrawal at the beginning of the month
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
