Dual....:-)
well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
Last night was an abortion. I might need a publicist.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
I'm sorry, when did "I like your shit" become an acceptable pickup line?
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
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