guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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