I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
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