Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
I don't understand why she gets annoyed by my drunk texts. It means she's who I'm thinking about even when my brain isn't functioning properly.
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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