I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
Yeah, I only wore tennis shoes under the gown. Way cooler than khakis and a shirt, but much more awkward when my parents wanted to go to dinner immediately after the ceremony and my grandmother started to unzip the gown. Stopped her before it was too late, but barely. My dad just rolled his eyes.
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
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