I'm at a bar that has girls so awful looking even you would not have sex with them.
Well... I doubt that.
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
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