At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
Woke up to 'distilleries' on the history channel. Proceded to vomit all over the floor. Back on the wagon today.
You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
I'm really busy with my period
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