i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
Well. I have your keys. You have my car. Looks like we have a drunkxican standoff.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
Randomize
