i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
everybody makes mistakes
i didn't know they allowed you to text in ambulances
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
Pro tip: if you can avoid puking on your carpet, do so. Cleaning it up is absolutely no fun at all.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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