I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
You guessed 7 of 8 bra sizes correctly. You're like a drunk rainman.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
I have one of those hangovers where you visualize how awesome it would be to climb in your fridge and drink glacier water
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
I love you too, but sadly you're not as good at getting me out of bed as cocaine.
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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