who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
I swallowed and made him pancakes in the morning. I feel almost as desperate as Jennifer Aniston at this point.
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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