I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
i think im in europe. pls send help
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
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