so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
WHY THE FUCK IS MY BATH TUB FILLED WITH MUD?!
1. You were drunk 2. You wanted a mud bath\n3. We tried to talk you out of it, but you kept throwing dirt at us
This is the third time this year I've whored myself for a Netflix login. If this guy changes his password, I'm gonna fucking give up.
Or maybe pay for Netflix?
I'm not that desperate yet.
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
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