How'd it feel making her break her religion?
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
I have found random beers stashed in my purse and microwave... Apparently I thought 2015 was gonna have a beer shortage
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
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