redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
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