My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
It's rum buckets o'clock
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
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