Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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