He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
God, I missed his penis.
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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