There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I dont know whether to be proud of myself for not driving, or being proud that i was so messed up I couldnt drive
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
honey bunches of taint.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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