check it out our google latitudes are spooning
I love hooters. This dumb bartender is saying how coffee dehydrates you so that's why she sometimes just eats the coffee grinds wake up.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
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