Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
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