did I really admit that id have sex with that cougar had I been more drunk?...ugh...i need to masterbate more
I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
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