Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
But break dance skills will only take you so far
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
Being engaged is strange. I looked at my cock this morning and said, "we did alright these last 32 years, right?"
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
Pretty sure I just scored Election Day sex based on the theory that if either of these fools win the world as we know it is over so we might as well get a few orgasms in...
last night I mixed vodka in with my protein shake... and you tell me my new years resolution was impossible
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
Randomize
