I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
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