if you wake up with plaid pants on your floor in the morning, you made a bad decision.
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
Randomize