Why are handjobs necessary in class?
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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