so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
I feel compelled to tell you that I woke up this morning and found an entire corn on the cob in my purse. Ive decided not to question my drunken behavior anymore, and to just accept it as my lifestyle.
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
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