They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
I have just disproved the common belief that it is impossible to have mediocre sex in a fire truck.
The fire in my vagina flames on. Fucking terrible firefighter
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
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