we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
Well. I had to explain to my niece that the word cunt is not an abbreviation for country. I'm the best aunt in the world.
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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