I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
I can't decide who is the bigger alcoholic: you for opening that bottle of wine just now or me for hearing it in the other room over the air conditioner
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
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