I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
I was just like oh sorry I'm peeling meanwhile my legs are on either side of his head and I look like a fucking Komodo dragon
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
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