Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
i think i have herpe
just one?
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
if you didn't cry because you couldn't find me and then pee your bed, your wingman status would totally be revoked for leaving me at that party.
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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